From MAGA To MASH: Joe Biden’s America

Memo to Joe Biden: Not that you asked me, sir, but Anthony Fauci’s the perfect guy to head the White House’s super-clandestine M.A.S.H. unit. For those unfamiliar with it, this unit has nothing whatsoever to do with COVID-19, novel coronaviruses, or other Chinese Communist Party-engineered bio-weapons. Neither is its mandate one of healing anything whatsoever or uniting anyone at all. Spreading social dysfunction is its raison d’etre. Its inspiration is Saul Alinsky and its methodology is his divide-and-conquer strategy of identity politics. Machiavelli’s The Prince and Golding’s The Lord of the Flies are required reading for its recruits.

What, some will ask, is the M.A.S.H. unit’s primary goal? It’s nothing less than the total destruction of our beloved nation’s founding principles of individual liberty, the rule of law, and limited government. While admittedly ambitious, this mission is not so daunting as might first appear. After all, the America-hating globalists who rule the Democrat Party and their spineless collaborators in the Republican Party’s leadership have been hard at work sabotaging those principles for the past several decades.

Guided by a hyper-politicized stooge for the thoroughly-corrupt World Health Organization like Dr. Fauci, the M.A.S.H. unit will effectively advance your administration’s master plan to complete the ongoing transformation of our constitutional republic into an organized crime syndicate centered in Washington, D.C. In this Brave New World, enforced collectivism will replace individual liberty, unequal (i.e. group-based) “justice” will replace the equal protection of the laws, and omnipotent coercive government will replace government “of the people, by the people, for the people.”

Upon accomplishing their diabolical mission, Fauci and his minions will be eligible for the Mephistopheles Medal of Honor. This award is traditionally issued by political progressives to useful idiots who sell their souls to redeem the Marxist promise to “Make America a Socialist Hellhole” (i.e. M.A.S.H.). Previous recipients include Hillary Clinton and Barry Obama for their achievements in perverting community organizing and social justice for subversive purposes. In a spirit of bipartisanship, honorable mention status has been granted to George W. Bush and Mitt Romney. Of historical interest: The Mephistopheles Medal’s very first American recipient was the notorious racist and eugenicist, Woodrow Wilson, widely recognized as the patron saint of progressivism in America.

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